Welcome to Cotton Pirate
Discover the power of clothing that truly represents your spirit and individuality at Cotton Pirate. We specialize in creating apparel that's not just exclusive, but also reflects truth and boldness in every stitch. Our commitment is to provide you with pieces that embody your unique persona and stand out in a crowd.
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Sudden Death
Sudden death is the new normal. We wonder why... Could this be related to the carrot juice? Hmm... Well in the 90's there was a song called ''Carrot juice is murder''.
WHO
A hoax is an attempt to trick an audience into believing that something false is real. We might call it a practical joke as well.
Skies Full of Crimes
Have you turned a blind eye to the crimes of geoengineering??
Neglect, indifference and silence of the masses permit it all to happen.
Puppet Show
In human evolution, we witness often dramatic performances staged with puppets. The narrative is always provided by the master puppeteer.
Defunct
Apart from a cancer risk, mobile phones influence our nervous system and may also cause a neck fracture.
Dump
Power is only given to those who will lower themselves to pick it up. It attracts the worst and corrupts the best.
Fakebook
We don't think this design needs a comment.
The Real Axis of Evil
The major tools of global control.
Vacsin
''The devil comes disguised as an angel of light.''
Let'spray
Everybody worships the church of contrails, forgetting about the real evil - geoengineering.
Chemikaze
Units of brainwashed pilots who fly suicide / chemical attacks for the Empire of Evil against their own people.
Global Worming
The Earth has been invaded by parasites, but don't worry, we have our saviours - carbon taxes.
Yo Ho Ho!
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